Trying Contratto as a sub for Campari for the first time. With a name like Contratto there's got to be a Contratto Infernale cocktail. And that has to have hot sauce. The St Elizabeth Allspice dram puts the angel in fallen angel and rum, the pirate and slaver spirit as the evil base.
1.5 oz dark rum (Mount Gay XO)
1.0 oz Contratto Bitter
.5 oz St Elizabeth Allspice Dram
4 shakes hot sauce
.5 oz lemon juice
.5 simple syrup (or .25 maple syrup .25 water)
Combine ingredients in shaker. Walk to crossroads at midnight with a boombox playing Robert Johnson and an albino python draped around your neck. In the middle of a circle of fire, add ice and shake vigorously. Pour into a coupe glass placed on a photo of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon. Enjoy.